Purim: Obama’s birth certificate is found

President Obama’s real name is Baruch Chaim Abramowitz. He is Jewish and was born in Haifa not Hawaii. The right-wing Orthodox Jewish community is perplexed with this new development. On the one hand he’s not an American citizen, so therefore he can’t be president anymore. On the other hand he’s Jewish.

The president when asked about this new development said, “I was just as surprised as the next guy to learn about this. My wife, of course, is shpilkis over the whole thing. With all that I’m dealing with domestically and internationally, I need this like a luch in kup.”

In a related story, Vice President Joe Biden converted to Islam and wishes to be called Yusef ibn b’den. He said, “Now I can finally fly around and no one will bother me.”